The United Socialist States of O Brasiliero is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 312 million Brasilieroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rio Profundo. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The O Brasilieroan economy, worth 17.5 trillion Brasilian Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 56,148 Brasilian Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Solid-gold toilets are O Brasilieroan prisons' least expensive furnishings, glamping Brasilieroans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. O Brasiliero's national animal is the sabía, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

O Brasiliero is ranked 256,958^th in the world and 10^th in Wolverania for Most Conservative, scoring 37.27 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.