The State of Oahe is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 35.706 billion Oaheans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia Heights. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Oahean economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Automobile Manufacturing industry. Average income is 30,693 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A major religion has been named as Oahe's national religion, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, and Oahe has designated Columbia Heights as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oahe's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oahe is ranked 155,394^th in the world and 197^th in United States of America for Most Patriotic, with 8.5 flags saluted per person per day.