The Federal Republic of Oannia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Alexandre with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, soft-spoken computers, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.883 billion Oanienses are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oannia City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Oannian economy, worth a remarkable 1,804 trillion lereles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 203,124 lereles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Oannian weed picker are way up, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, and the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oannia's national animal is the duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Oannia is ranked 90,110^th in the world and 1,781^st in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,492.84 on the Hickory Productivity Index.