Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Excessive |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Widely Abused |
Regional Influence: Ambassador
Location: Calme Ybovien
Population | 8.208 billion |
Capital | Toradai |
Leader | People's Chancelor Simo Fronto |
Faith | Atheism of State |
Currency | kwon |
Animal | parrot |
The People's Confederacy of Obacia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by People's Chancelor Simo Fronto with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.208 billion obaciens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toradai. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Obacien economy, worth a remarkable 1,936 trillion kwons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 235,916 kwons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as obaciens. Crime is totally unknown. Obacia's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism of State.
Obacia is ranked 18,498th in the world and 8th in Calme Ybovien for Nudest, with 222.5 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Obacia, the nation has nearly as many history museums as obaciens.
- : Following new legislation in Obacia, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
- : Following new legislation in Obacia, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
- : Following new legislation in Obacia, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
- : Following new legislation in Obacia, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
- : Following new legislation in Obacia, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
- : Following new legislation in Obacia, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
- : Following new legislation in Obacia, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : Following new legislation in Obacia, saying "don't do anything that People's Chancelor Simo Fronto wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
- : Following new legislation in Obacia, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.