Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: Nederland
Population | 35.27 billion |
Capital | GolemCity |
Leader | MrGolem |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | mud brick |
Animal | golem mud crawler |
The Clay World of Obsianus Golem is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by MrGolem with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.27 billion Obsianus Golemians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GolemCity. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Obsianus Golemian economy, worth a remarkable 5,480 trillion mud bricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,390 mud bricks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", bins outnumber trees in city parks, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for MrGolem', and tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Obsianus Golem's national animal is the golem mud crawler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.
Obsianus Golem is ranked 931st in the world and 11th in Nederland for Most Stationary, with 4,793.66359872 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Obsianus Golem was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Obsianus Golem was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Obsianus Golem was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Obsianus Golem was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in Obsianus Golem, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends.
- : Following new legislation in Obsianus Golem, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for MrGolem'.
- : Following new legislation in Obsianus Golem, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Following new legislation in Obsianus Golem, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : Following new legislation in Obsianus Golem, two inland cities have unveiled their new desalination plants.
- : Obsianus Golem was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.