The Republic of Ocean Stone Junimos is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.893 billion Ocean Stone Junimosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Ocean Stone Junimosian economy, worth 164 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,191 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleeping on the job is recommended, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ocean Stone Junimos's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ocean Stone Junimos is ranked 57,202^nd in the world and 1^st in The middle world for Most Authoritarian, with 1,619.37 milliStalins.