The Marine Salamander of Oceanic AI of Arctic Ocean is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Salamander with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical population of 946 million oceanic-arctizians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underwater Moskow. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming oceanic-arctizian economy, worth 88.3 trillion labor-vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 93,386 labor-vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, and the Oceanic AI of Arctic Ocean Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanic AI of Arctic Ocean's national animal is the catfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Oceanic AI of Arctic Ocean is ranked 41,086^th in the world and 840^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 6,389.8 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.