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The Divided Archipelago of Oceanic Vakiadia

“He who controls the sea controls everything.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Xiliki

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Oceanic Vakiadia

Population29.551 billion

CapitalAdiakav and Ankyandya and Illani
LeaderI Nwerol and F Nwerol and V Cansyer
FaithExpansionist Anti-Penguinism

CurrencySelahunos
AnimalMegalodon Shark

The Divided Archipelago of Oceanic Vakiadia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by I Nwerol and F Nwerol and V Cansyer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, cheerful population of 29.551 billion Vakiadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adiakav and Ankyandya and Illani. The average income tax rate is 2.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vakiadian economy, worth an astonishing 10,292 trillion Selahunos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 348,299 Selahunos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them, the little guy plays a big role in Vakiadian politics, and twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal. Crime is totally unknown. Oceanic Vakiadia's national animal is the Megalodon Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Expansionist Anti-Penguinism.

Oceanic Vakiadia is ranked 16,300th in the world and 1st in Xiliki for Most Stationary, with 1,745.9731186876 days.

Top
1%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 131stHighest Disposable Incomes: 477thHighest Economic Output: 769thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,076thMost Efficient Economies: 1,257thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,308thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,443rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,446thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,641stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,755thHighest Average Incomes: 1,768thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,970thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,349thSmartest Citizens: 2,376thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,672ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,675thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,807thMost Developed: 2,895thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,936thTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 3,178thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,608thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,906thHighest Food Quality: 4,213thMost Cultured: 4,483rdLargest Populations: 4,663rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,337thLargest Governments: 6,316thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,448thMost Inclusive: 7,231stMost Influential: 8,299thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,673rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,439thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,498thHealthiest Citizens: 11,019thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,639thMost Patriotic: 11,697thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,143rdLargest Retail Industry: 13,009thLowest Crime Rates: 13,283rdTop
10%
Safest: 15,350thNicest Citizens: 15,731stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,860thMost Stationary: 16,300thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,341stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,759thMost Secular: 17,099thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,103rdMost Corrupt Governments: 23,352nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oceanic Vakiadia's influence in Xiliki fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia's influence in Xiliki rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia's influence in Xiliki fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia's influence in Xiliki rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Oceanic Vakiadia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.

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