The Sage of Of Altonianic Islands is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sage Byrne Sunders with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.474 billion Altonianic Islandsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabranastasia. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Altonianic Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,216 trillion Wealth Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,919 Wealth Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Of Altonianic Islands's national animal is the Tortoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sagitarianism.

Of Altonianic Islands is ranked 6,695^th in the world and 179^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,893.26 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.