The Sage of Of Altonianic Islands is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sage Byrne Sunders with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.554 billion Altonianic Islandsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabranastasia. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Altonianic Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,019 trillion Wealth Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 183,626 Wealth Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, Altonianic Islandsians have replaced bears in a popular idiom, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Of Altonianic Islands's national animal is the Tortoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sagitarianism.

Of Altonianic Islands is ranked 30,596^th in the world and 2^nd in Edmundian Empire for Most Influential, scoring 980 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.