The Free Land of Of The Bannana Boat Republic is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Venetus with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.174 billion Bannana Boat Republicians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bannana Stand. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient The Bannana Boat Republician economy, worth 798 trillion Goldbacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 129,340 Goldbacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, prison visits increase substantially during election years, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of The Bannana Boat Republic's national animal is the Scarab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Of The Bannana Boat Republic is ranked 193,797^th in the world and 3,308^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 8.16 flags saluted per person per day.