The Commonwealth of Oh I love butter is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning meerkat population. The hard-working population of 8.914 billion Oh I love butterians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.0%.

The Oh I love butterian economy, worth 361 trillion butter sticks a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 40,566 butter sticks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oh I love butter's national animal is the meerkat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Oh I love butter is ranked 201,739^th in the world and 7^th in EmbassyRegionia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.