“EAT AT THE KRUSTY KRAB!” MR KRABS
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Minnow
|Capital||THE KRUSTY KRAB|
The KRUSTY KRAB of OH YEAH MR KRABS is a massive, safe nation, ruled by MR KRABS with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.92 billion KRABS are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE KRUSTY KRAB. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but underdeveloped KRUSTY KRAB economy, worth 123 trillion DOLLARS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 25,062 DOLLARS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
War criminals are given full state funerals, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", you're only as old as you feel, and commemoration of the Great Suspicious War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OH YEAH MR KRABS's national animal is the KRAB, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is KRABISM.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : OH YEAH MR KRABS relocated from Noname Region to Suspicious.
- : OH YEAH MR KRABS resigned from the World Assembly.
- : OH YEAH MR KRABS relocated from Suspicious to Noname Region.
- : OH YEAH MR KRABS endorsed The Republic of Shad46.
- : OH YEAH MR KRABS was admitted to the World Assembly.
- : OH YEAH MR KRABS applied to join the World Assembly.
- : OH YEAH MR KRABS's influence in Suspicious rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : OH YEAH MR KRABS's influence in Suspicious rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : OH YEAH MR KRABS's influence in Suspicious rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : OH YEAH MR KRABS's influence in Suspicious rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".