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The KRUSTY KRAB of OH YEAH MR KRABS

“EAT AT THE KRUSTY KRAB!” MR KRABS

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Weak
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Suspicious

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OH YEAH MR KRABS

Population4.92 billion

CapitalTHE KRUSTY KRAB
LeaderMR KRABS
FaithKRABISM

CurrencyDOLLAR
AnimalKRAB

The KRUSTY KRAB of OH YEAH MR KRABS is a massive, safe nation, ruled by MR KRABS with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.92 billion KRABS are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE KRUSTY KRAB. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped KRUSTY KRAB economy, worth 123 trillion DOLLARS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 25,062 DOLLARS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War criminals are given full state funerals, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", you're only as old as you feel, and commemoration of the Great Suspicious War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OH YEAH MR KRABS's national animal is the KRAB, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is KRABISM.

OH YEAH MR KRABS is ranked 202,247th in the world and 8,774th in Suspicious for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.45 percentage of bribes refused.

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Most Conservative: 7,505thMost Authoritarian: 7,948thMost Armed: 10,784thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 15,587thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,490th
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Most Armed: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 221st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 232nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 345th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 359th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 368th in the regionMost Inclusive: 381st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 407th in the regionLargest Populations: 468th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 497th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 538th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 549th in the regionLargest Governments: 582nd in the regionMost Conservative: 587th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 627th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 666th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 684th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 749th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 778th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 825th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 881st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 961st in the region

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