The United Socialist States of Oibrithe Loch Garman is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 773 million Oibrithe Loch Garmanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enniscorthy. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Oibrithe Loch Garmanian economy, worth 43.7 trillion Gaelic pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,517 Gaelic pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk. Crime is totally unknown. Oibrithe Loch Garman's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Oibrithe Loch Garman is ranked 118,467^th in the world and 5,543^rd in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 77.97 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.