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The Holy Red Easter Zombie of Oilgarchy

“In every darkness shines a light within.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: One big Island



Population20.596 billion

Leaderits socialist government


The Holy Red Easter Zombie of Oilgarchy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by its socialist government with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.596 billion socialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brooklyn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming socialist economy, worth a remarkable 3,747 trillion leaves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 181,936 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, love is given from each according to their ability but marriage is assigned to each according to their needs, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, and otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oilgarchy's national animal is the pollution, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Oilgarchy is ranked 239,147th in the world and 39th in One big Island for Highest Drug Use, scoring 2.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 148thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 168thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 322ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 398thLowest Crime Rates: 525thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 578thHighest Average Tax Rates: 591stLargest Governments: 761stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,191stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,241stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,337thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,589thBest Weather: 1,803rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,913thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,088thTop
Safest: 2,466thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,072ndHighest Economic Output: 3,283rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,384thMost Pacifist: 3,433rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,620thMost Authoritarian: 4,305thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,551stSmartest Citizens: 5,524thNudest: 5,592ndLargest Populations: 6,710thHighest Average Incomes: 8,673rdMost Conservative: 8,842ndTop
Most Income Equality: 14,231stMost Inclusive: 15,215thMost Secular: 16,156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,378thMost Extreme: 18,525thMost Developed: 18,997th
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the region

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