The Holy Red Easter Zombie of Oilgarchy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by its socialist government with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.596 billion socialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brooklyn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming socialist economy, worth a remarkable 3,747 trillion leaves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 181,936 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, love is given from each according to their ability but marriage is assigned to each according to their needs, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, and otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oilgarchy's national animal is the pollution, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Oilgarchy is ranked 239,147^th in the world and 39^th in One big Island for Highest Drug Use, scoring 2.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.