“I'm in a glass case of emotion!” Alpacapatrol
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: 10000 Islands
The Federation of Old Atlantica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alpacapatrol with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, soft-spoken computers, and public floggings. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.063 billion Atlanticans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpacaville. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Atlantican economy, worth a remarkable 9,147 trillion Rainsticks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 569,455 Rainsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Only adults may purchase violent video games, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party, and barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor. Crime is totally unknown. Old Atlantica's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lokorism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Old Atlantica, barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor.
- : Following new legislation in Old Atlantica, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party.
- : Following new legislation in Old Atlantica, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
- : Old Atlantica endorsed The Island Imperium of Markanite.
- : Following new legislation in Old Atlantica, only adults may purchase violent video games.
- : Following new legislation in Old Atlantica, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
- : Following new legislation in Old Atlantica, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
- : Following new legislation in Old Atlantica, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned.
- : Following new legislation in Old Atlantica, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
- : Old Atlantica voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
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