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The Queen's State of Old Battle Harbour

“Newfoundland and Labrador” the Governor

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Senegal


Old Battle Harbour

Population22.91 billion

CapitalCapital Heights
Leaderthe Governor


The Queen's State of Old Battle Harbour is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.91 billion Old Battle Harbourians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The very strong Old Battle Harbourian economy, worth 648 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 28,325 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,635 per year while the poor average 140, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

The people of Old Battle Harbour are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, voting is voluntary, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and the Governor has just been declared ruler of Old Battle Harbour in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Old Battle Harbour's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is none.

Old Battle Harbour is ranked 8,963rd in the world and 2nd in Senegal for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 86.4 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Pro-Market: 765thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 765thMost Politically Free: 1,669thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,974thLargest Populations: 3,861stMost Extreme: 6,105thRudest Citizens: 7,576thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,963rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,308thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,687thMost Armed: 11,078thMost Avoided: 12,120thFattest Citizens: 13,646thHighest Drug Use: 16,091st

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