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The Queen's State of Old Battle Harbour

“Newfoundland and Labrador” the Governor

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Senegal


Old Battle Harbour

Population24.929 billion

CapitalCapital Heights
Leaderthe Governor


The Queen's State of Old Battle Harbour is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.929 billion Old Battle Harbourians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The very strong Old Battle Harbourian economy, worth 739 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 29,651 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 201,596 per year while the poor average 1,593, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The people of Old Battle Harbour are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, voting is voluntary, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and the Governor has just been declared ruler of Old Battle Harbour in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Old Battle Harbour's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is none.

Old Battle Harbour is ranked 38,886th in the world and 2nd in Senegal for Nudest, with 195.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Pro-Market: 751stMost Politically Free: 1,624thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,199thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 3,732ndLargest Populations: 3,737thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,639thRudest Citizens: 8,656thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,756thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,746thMost Extreme: 15,350thMost Avoided: 16,131stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,399thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,926thFattest Citizens: 20,441stMost Armed: 21,335th

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