The Colony of Old Tonopah Cemetery is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.908 billion Old Tonopah Cemeteryians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Old Tonopah Cemeteryian economy, worth 452 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,283 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and Old Tonopah Cemetery has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old Tonopah Cemetery's national animal is the crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Old Tonopah Cemetery is ranked 136,490^th in the world and 2^nd in The Cemetery for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,233.66 on the Hickory Productivity Index.