The Bottles Full of Olde English 800 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Miller Brewing Company with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.739 billion Olde English 800ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Liquor Store. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Olde English 800ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,858 trillion 40 ounces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 328,725 40 ounces, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Miller Brewing Company has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with 40 ounces, and police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Olde English 800's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Olde English 800.

Olde English 800 is ranked 93,735^th in the world and 2^nd in The Hood for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,802.89 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.