“Aequatis, Felicitatem, Pax. Moo?” His Royal Majesty King Olofin
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Regional Influence: Page
Location: The North Pacific
|Leader||His Royal Majesty King Olofin|
|Animal||Abik Valley Dove|
The Cerulean Peaceloving Kingdom of Olofin is a massive, safe nation, ruled by His Royal Majesty King Olofin with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.83 billion Olofinians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abik. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Olofinian economy, worth 274 trillion e-Ayoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 149,728 e-Ayoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Gambling is outlawed, the NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olofin's national animal is the Abik Valley Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ijnabism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Olofin, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
- : Following new legislation in Olofin, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
- : Following new legislation in Olofin, the NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
- : Following new legislation in Olofin, gambling is outlawed.
- : Olofin endorsed The Dissociative State of Hardscrabble.
- : Olofin was endorsed by The Dissociative State of Hardscrabble.
- : Following new legislation in Olofin, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
- : Following new legislation in Olofin, the thought of funding space programs drives His Royal Majesty King Olofin crazy.
- : Following new legislation in Olofin, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : Following new legislation in Olofin, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
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