The Kingdom of Olofin is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its smutty television, digital currency, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 379 million Olofinians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abik. The average income tax rate is 42.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Olofinian economy, worth 39.2 trillion e-Ayoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,370 e-Ayoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most ambassadors from Olofin retire only a few years after being appointed, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Olofin's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Olofin is ranked 9,580^th in the world and 640^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,306.06 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.