The Rogue Nation of Omashala is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Scott FBI Director Goodman with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.391 billion Omashalaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Quebrados. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Omashalan economy, worth a remarkable 4,920 trillion Tierra Robadan Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 431,978 Tierra Robadan Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, children often kick Woodstocks for amusement, and residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omashala's national animal is the Woodstock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Thunderbird.

Omashala is ranked 336,215^th in the world and 5^th in Bingus for Most Cultured, scoring -202 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.