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The Uhhhhh of OMG IS THAT A WAIFU

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Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Power

Location: First World Order

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OMG IS THAT A WAIFU

Population8.177 billion

CapitalI forgor
LeaderFlying spaghetti monster
Faithidk genshin impact

Currencywoman
AnimalAnimal

The Uhhhhh of OMG IS THAT A WAIFU is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Flying spaghetti monster with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.177 billion howdys are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of I forgor. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming hello economy, worth a remarkable 1,168 trillion women a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,932 women, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and childish pranks are no laughing matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OMG IS THAT A WAIFU's national animal is the Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is idk genshin impact.

OMG IS THAT A WAIFU is ranked 38,326th in the world and 2nd in First World Order for Most Stationary, with 1,189.27216942088 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,938thMost Avoided: 4,710thFattest Citizens: 4,952ndLargest Black Market: 5,223rdMost Devout: 6,653rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,990thLargest Mining Sector: 10,137thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,213thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,935thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,929thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,972ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,402ndTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,111thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,447thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,433rdMost Influential: 20,968thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,743rdMost Subsidized Industry: 23,294thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,414thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,931stHighest Economic Output: 24,533rdHighest Average Incomes: 25,056thMost Income Equality: 28,048th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : OMG IS THAT A WAIFU was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in OMG IS THAT A WAIFU, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in OMG IS THAT A WAIFU, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in OMG IS THAT A WAIFU, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Following new legislation in OMG IS THAT A WAIFU, government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos.
  • : Following new legislation in OMG IS THAT A WAIFU, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in OMG IS THAT A WAIFU, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The I Forgor Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in OMG IS THAT A WAIFU, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit.
  • : Following new legislation in OMG IS THAT A WAIFU, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in OMG IS THAT A WAIFU, typing Flying spaghetti monster's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.

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