The Failed State of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jenny Chiang with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, flagrant waste-dumping, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 41.803 billion Kennyites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 19,717 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 471,666 tree-fiddies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Jenny Chiang's childhood. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 286,173^rd in the world and 34^th in Antarctic Oasis for Safest, scoring 1.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.