The State of Ominecame is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.676 billion Ominecameans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.3%.

The strong Ominecamean economy, worth 812 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 51,841 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The police force is on a recruitment drive, Ominecame has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Ominecame in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Ominecame's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ominecame is ranked 166,468^th in the world and 157^th in United States of America for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.58 law-abiding acts per hour.