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The Imperial Union of States of Oneid

“War is peace” Tomas Lovekost

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Oneid

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Oneid

Population2.427 billion

CapitalShanghai
LeaderTomas Lovekost
FaithEmpty Gods

CurrencyDolar
AnimalCat

The Imperial Union of States of Oneid is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tomas Lovekost with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.427 billion Oneidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shanghai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Oneidian economy, worth 363 trillion Dolars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 149,702 Dolars, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oneid's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Empty Gods.

Oneid is ranked 198,207th in the world and 278th in Oneid for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 37.41 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 899thTop
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Most Armed: 2,797thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,186thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,396thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,429thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,456thFattest Citizens: 3,514thMost Avoided: 3,701stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,610thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,873rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,680thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,414thLargest Black Market: 7,728thLargest Mining Sector: 7,886thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,514thLargest Retail Industry: 10,114thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,122ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 11,776thHighest Average Incomes: 13,470thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,605thMost Efficient Economies: 14,025thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,863rd
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Oneid banned The Disputed Territories of Loller 69 from Oneid.
  • : Oneid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile.
  • : Oneid banned The Democratic States of TWPAF Nottinghamshire from Oneid.
  • : Oneid proposed constructing embassies between Oneid and Pecan Sandies.
  • : Oneid relocated from Gaia project to Oneid.

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