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The Ngāti of Onekawa-Nukanor

“Kia Kaha”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Ajax

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Onekawa-Nukanor

Population29.984 billion

CapitalTakutaiwhero
LeaderMāori Kīngi Toa II Nukanoa
FaithHahīism

CurrencyTāra
AnimalTaniwha

The Ngāti of Onekawa-Nukanor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Māori Kīngi Toa II Nukanoa with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 29.984 billion Onekawans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Takutaiwhero. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Onekawan economy, worth a remarkable 6,288 trillion Tāras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 209,715 Tāras, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime is totally unknown. Onekawa-Nukanor's national animal is the Taniwha, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hahīism.

Onekawa-Nukanor is ranked 137,342nd in the world and 18th in Ajax for Most Stationary, with 223.98730803692 days.

Top
1%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,140thHighest Economic Output: 2,207thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,275thMost Armed: 2,513thLargest Mining Sector: 2,953rdTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 3,039thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,674thLargest Populations: 4,454thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,211thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,830thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,011thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,049thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,565thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,524thRudest Citizens: 7,583rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,823rdLargest Black Market: 9,529thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,670thTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,760thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,385thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,216thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,872ndLargest Publishing Industry: 20,766thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,243rdLargest Insurance Industry: 21,356thSmartest Citizens: 23,408thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,502ndMost Efficient Economies: 28,262nd
Top
5%
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Onekawa-Nukanor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Onekawa-Nukanor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Onekawa-Nukanor lodged a message on the Ajax Regional Message Board.
  • : Onekawa-Nukanor lodged a message on the Ajax Regional Message Board.
  • : Onekawa-Nukanor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Onekawa-Nukanor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Onekawa-Nukanor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Onekawa-Nukanor's influence in Ajax rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Onekawa-Nukanor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Survivors, and Most Dead.
  • : Onekawa-Nukanor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.

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