The Federation of Onkivesi Lake is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.186 billion Onkivesi Lakeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.4%.

The powerhouse Onkivesi Lakean economy, worth 106 trillion gambles a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,533 gambles, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onkivesi Lake's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Onkivesi Lake is ranked 69,398^th in the world and 14^th in Lakes in Finland for Largest Governments, scoring 19.49 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.