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The ProcrastiNation of Oofery

“Moo, I'm a cow” Doja Cat

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The East Pacific



Population2.583 billion

LeaderDoja Cat


The ProcrastiNation of Oofery is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Doja Cat with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.583 billion Ooferians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lazytown. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ooferian economy, worth 354 trillion cows a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,289 cows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, and a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for cow sacrifices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oofery is ranked 231,014th in the world and 8,281st in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 4,805.13 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 66thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 342ndMost Influential: 641stLargest Welfare Programs: 981stMost Pacifist: 1,095thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,127thNicest Citizens: 1,222ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,599thMost Inclusive: 1,929thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,017thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,023rdSafest: 2,256thBest Weather: 2,326thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,528thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,034thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,514thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,532ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,657thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,667thHealthiest Citizens: 3,679thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,432ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,603rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,317thLargest Governments: 5,427thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,656thMost Developed: 5,869thMost Cultured: 6,766thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,816thSmartest Citizens: 8,529thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,867thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,494thMost Devout: 12,603rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,671stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,825thHighest Average Incomes: 17,332ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,632ndMost Income Equality: 21,430th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionMost Pacifist: 38th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionNicest Citizens: 40th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 52nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 63rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 66th in the regionSafest: 70th in the regionMost Inclusive: 73rd in the regionBest Weather: 79th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 103rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 112th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 113th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 117th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 127th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 139th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 139th in the regionLargest Governments: 152nd in the regionMost Cultured: 167th in the regionMost Developed: 173rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 220th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 237th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 347th in the regionMost Devout: 391st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 398th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 463rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 478th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 520th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 608th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 750th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for cow sacrifices.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning.
  • : Oofery agreed to construct embassies between Oofery and Free land.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Oofery was endorsed by The Republic of Chriona.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 330 » New Leganes, VW53Aland, Pakitsk, Brotherland, East Malaysia, Asendavia, Evrigenis, H-Zhena, Staynes, Albrook, Mays Austrian Nation, Alttaea, Amabilis, Bai Lung, Centrical Union, CANZUK 1, CheeseBurrito, An Unknown End, Cameronia Excellentia, Concentus, Bundes Republic Deutschland, Aeljae, Barfleur, Tretrid, Elejamie, Distro-Spartica, Dratava, Drunken Seal Islands, BearStackof2015, Axdel, Adavan, Dannemarie, Dragonia, Debluu, Cymru Broadcasters, A Slanted Black Stripe, Chols Worithopia, Arouran, Edmontia, Davinhia, Cyrillic Peoples, Dravida India, The New Tace, Tawuse, Euricanis, Hexyia, Fellon, Hitaria, Forro Islands, Firenation91, and 280 others.Hokolokia, Greater New Cassandra, Holy Alasia Orozen, Gunov, Biggstonia, Enou, Imperial Akatsuki, Freedomindia, Horn of Havenkaap, HinduRashtr, Impia Aghte, Farangia, Freedom Fascists, Iodinia, Azureano, Harro Waarudho, Airrajul, Interdimensional Waifus, CopyCato, Fontesia, Karatol-Advenra, La xinga, Kublam, Icelandic Imperium, Enlil, Khadah, Lanagon, Komiker Mawrysharken, Lurolona, Modra, Layngderfleethe, Luisagna, Monezambique, Lyontisia, Janoobi Jazair, Kaigi, Norna Chitya, Lorynia, Lebarestan, Jamitri, North Insomnia, New Bradenia Ghost, Khvetsch, New Bobby, Merlovich, Headpat Central, Noreds Thereneuthene, Moewland, Kucia, Lantros, Kalaratri, Kyrtizhan, Nifalembria Zamingstan, New Liberitad, Nyanhai, Our Gods, Pantheropolis, Pizza devil cat, Kangarawa, Mecsherstein, Mozembique, Harmonic Yeetlandia, Broengtopia, Kristanya, New Ailartsua, Coruh, Free Nal Graakuo, Gemlon, Monix, Abtracnt, Pekweng, Markhor, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, BuciLand, EnderShnovia, 3 14159265358979323846264, Kunstistan, Nurmani, Dorles, Roliganistan, Rainbow Vests, Republic of Berzerkistan, Plazland, Skaivania, Ripsylvania, Samaltak True, Granskau, Servants of Gizmo, Ribanzi, Santa Dystopia, Seri Tai Republic, Wiranath, Rhothstan, Vita Libertas Beatitudinem, Taurora, Stellar Colonies, The Soviet Space Commie Union, ReeK, Unger under over, Wisdoms and Knowledges, Talitoa, United States Of Krauka, Wakeopolis, Zukchiva, Tassirion, Trulu, The Solar Ottomans, The Empire of Rijelv, Tshana, ReReReRepublic, Trimmania, Upper Ellisse, Under Upper Antartica, Transoxiana-Tartaria, Zulkig, Socialist Holy American Empire, Rhealaliit, Rokaku, Republoslavia, FreedomIand, The Three States of Fortuna, Goodnamesarerare, United China Nation, Wapl, Sen Jast, From New World, Ridann, Roissyland, Order of the saint Dumas, Serfvarden, Sansangra, Yharkal Bhanek, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Riveraland, Wanabe, Propwash, Bytes, The Armed Savages, Survivoristan, Joundia, Pasedonia, Zang0, Stadacon, Amjedia, Slys Paws, Mahatakutana, Jonathan Schmidt, New Spurs, Faid, Arunika, Cacnesia, Slongs, Slonful, New Mainz, Am Echad, Roma IV, South Azerbijan, Lanwa, Acronis, Kriov, The Almighty Country, Nevertopia, Republic of New India, Dragons Blood, Anarchica landia, Fradrildrun, Wallenburg, Taapi, Gemmena, Raneve Brusertheatel, Bharatewa, Narinoland, Azerbaican, Danelaw Scandinavia, Le Paradoxe, ParaSymmetry, Busto arsizio2, Kingdom of East Russia, The Great Andes, EHTYCSCYTHE, Ze Noobalingas, Rabarbarys, Artzozka, Vogar, ArenaC, Boooshi, Insolandie, Ankras, No Crime Here, Muricia, Crucifer, Blobbo, Claniangdow, JosheNation, Developing World, Later Goryeo, Catlovenia, Middle Pitburn, Plaines, Empire of Dabiristan, Aoba-Johsai, Progravistan, Sudarshan, Kasai del Sur, Juliania Secundus, Arasakami, Solis Ortis, Aeoliah, Capitalist Golborne, Mid-Land, THE Ophelia OF SYA, Cellar Doors, Brova, Rocie, Rosmana, LibRight Libertarianism, Kylah, Falthonia, Hogwarts of muggles, Zukish, Devlon, United Socialist States of Amerika, Legendianel, Insi Karai, Isahaak, Myreen, Federation Of Columbian Republics, Adolanta, Cisdaniria, Lorrana, Technocratic Tagalog, RumButter, Pledonia, Nordic Eurasia, North Bernia, United Arab Islamic, Tofoon, Endertopias, Soriacos, Shavara, Firlands, Arkantis, Fuflix workers union, Cratoputania, Haass, Johneez, Umdurman, Akorial, Arcarum, Jove Mahmo, Bradion, Macaco Forte, Martian States of America, The Great Tea Empire, Eastern Alksearia, Cakitalim, Yaceistan, Ulvesogullr, Eastern Romgalia, Johor DT, Cvetopia, Islamic Jewish LGBT Esoteric Communism, Sapre, Virgolia, Zwen, Gluria, Rabaconia, Espeon LD, Makho, Obridles, Biingus, Hua China, Namaste Isle, Malabasy, The Kulaata Islands, Piranovia, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Kohndalkia, Zudong, and Chriona.

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