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The Dictatorship of Oogaoogaoogachaka

“Ooga Ooga Ooga Chaka ooga booga”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: India

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Oogaoogaoogachaka

Population253 million

CurrencyOogabooga
AnimalYoda

The Dictatorship of Oogaoogaoogachaka is a huge, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 253 million Oogaoogaoogachakans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.3%.

The powerhouse Oogaoogaoogachakan economy, worth 21.1 trillion Oogaboogas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 83,293 Oogaboogas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oogaoogaoogachaka's national animal is the Yoda, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oogaoogaoogachaka is ranked 28,312th in the world and 26th in India for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 4,513.06 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Secular: 3,710thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,168thMost Conservative: 14,643rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,357thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,122ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,070thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,401stMost Corrupt Governments: 20,413th
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oogaoogaoogachaka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Oogaoogaoogachaka, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in Oogaoogaoogachaka, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Oogaoogaoogachaka, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
  • : Following new legislation in Oogaoogaoogachaka, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity.
  • : Oogaoogaoogachaka voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : Oogaoogaoogachaka voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Oogaoogaoogachaka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Oogaoogaoogachaka, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Oogaoogaoogachaka, the new one Oogabooga coin also makes a handy throwing-star.

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