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The Empire of Oompa loompa Island

“Live like the Oompa loompas”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Burge Classroom

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What Oompa Loompa Island has been up to

So Oompa Loompa Island voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Diplomacy”. Oompa Loompa Island voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Waste Safety Act". Oompa Loompa Island made a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services. Oompa Loompa’s people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, and comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized. Oompa Loompa students memorize knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations. And the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons. Oompa Loompa Island is located in Antartica.

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