The Crime ridden fortress of Oothodowtatopirdston is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir nukes-a-lot with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.835 billion Crime commiters are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of You can't nuke the crime here. The average income tax rate is 49.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oothodowtatopirdstonian economy, worth 261 trillion crimes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,399 crimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, tens of thousands of Crime commiters rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, and all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oothodowtatopirdston's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Oothodowtatopirdston is ranked 292,618^th in the world and 308^th in Chaos land for Most Cultured, scoring 60 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.