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The Holy Empire of Opekian

“Strength Through Unity, Unity Through Faith”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: New United Kingdom

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Opekian

Population429 million

CapitalOrtysia

CurrencyGold Doubly Arkael
AnimalSable

The Holy Empire of Opekian is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 429 million Opekish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ortysia. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Opekish economy, worth 37.0 trillion Gold Doubly Arkaels a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,352 Gold Doubly Arkaels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, the government is spending billions of Gold Doubly Arkaels on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist, citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Ortysia as a backdrop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Opekian's national animal is the Sable, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Opekian is ranked 69,813th in the world and 54th in New United Kingdom for Most Extreme, scoring 27.57 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,564thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,521stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,561stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,277thMost Devout: 15,304thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 16,850thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,468thMost Authoritarian: 20,585thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,396thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,612thMost Cheerful Citizens: 27,261stMost Patriotic: 30,517thMost Developed: 30,815thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31,221st
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionMost Patriotic: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Opekian, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Ortysia as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in Opekian, citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Opekian, the government is spending billions of Gold Doubly Arkaels on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Opekian, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
  • : Opekian was endorsed by The Empire of Targaryen House.
  • : Opekian published "Opekian Continuity and Stewardship Act (OCSA)" (Factbook: Legislation).
  • : Following new legislation in Opekian, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
  • : Opekian was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Opekian was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Opekian was endorsed by The Anarcho-Capitalist community of Commune of Interactivity.

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