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The Allied Kingdom of Oppalli

“May Oppalli Reign Supreme”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Lazarus

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Oppalli

Population2.857 billion

CapitalIhaj
LeaderKing McGregor I
FaithChristianity

CurrencyRoyland
AnimalDove

The Allied Kingdom of Oppalli is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King McGregor I with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, devout population of 2.857 billion Oppallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ihaj. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppallian economy, worth 490 trillion Roylands a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,756 Roylands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ihaj's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppalli's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oppalli is ranked 112,970th in the world and 2,014th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 350.23410223892 days.

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Most Devout: 1,703rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,356thMost Influential: 2,872ndTop
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Safest: 3,651stLowest Crime Rates: 5,345thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,707thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,713thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,997thLargest Governments: 6,182ndMost Cultured: 6,818thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,860thNicest Citizens: 7,050thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,246thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,343rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,370thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,394thHighest Food Quality: 7,541stMost Inclusive: 8,321stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,606thMost Developed: 9,437thHealthiest Citizens: 10,071stMost Pacifist: 10,333rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,400thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,403rdBest Weather: 10,706thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,850thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,134thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,560thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,467thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,585thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,609thSmartest Citizens: 12,793rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,516thHighest Average Incomes: 15,549thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,658thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,740thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,899thLargest Retail Industry: 18,581stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,719thMost Patriotic: 23,512thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,514th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionMost Devout: 83rd in the regionTop
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Safest: 190th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 214th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 293rd in the regionLargest Governments: 307th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 311th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 325th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 344th in the regionMost Cultured: 348th in the regionNicest Citizens: 361st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 379th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 381st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 385th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 403rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 407th in the regionMost Inclusive: 421st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 438th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 527th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 550th in the regionMost Developed: 554th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 571st in the regionMost Pacifist: 623rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 632nd in the regionBest Weather: 638th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 679th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 691st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 726th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 749th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 755th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 766th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 833rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 876th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 889th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 928th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,048th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oppalli, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppalli, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppalli, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppalli, Ihaj's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppalli, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppalli, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in Oppalli, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppalli, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppalli, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppalli, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.

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