The Commonwealth of Orange C is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.508 billion Orange Cians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of C. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.4%.

The thriving Orange Cian economy, worth 134 trillion Oranges a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,898 Oranges, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Oranges each year, and business leaders are mailing Leader forged birth certificates in a bid to win their rivals as serfs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orange C's national animal is the Eastern box turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Orange C is ranked 69,803^rd in the world and 1^st in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Highest Average Incomes, with 88,898.11 Standard Monetary Units.