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The Colony of Orange QQ

“UOVS puppet ”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Bingos Puppet Sanctuary

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Orange QQ

Population731 million

CurrencyOrange
AnimalEastern box turtle

The Colony of Orange QQ is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 731 million Orange QQians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Public Transport, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Education are ignored. The average income tax rate is 22.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Orange QQian economy, worth 31.7 trillion Oranges a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,363 Oranges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Orange QQ City River, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair, and kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Orange QQ's national animal is the Eastern box turtle , which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Orange QQ is ranked 141,916th in the world and 46th in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,183.72 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Most Primitive: 6,287thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,323rdMost Secular: 7,763rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,969thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,793rdTop
10%
Most Avoided: 28,456th
Top
10%
Most Secular: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Orange QQ was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry, Highest Unexpected Death Rate, and Most Ignorant Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Orange QQ, kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television.
  • : Following new legislation in Orange QQ, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair.
  • : Following new legislation in Orange QQ, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Orange QQ City River.
  • : Following new legislation in Orange QQ, woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random.
  • : Following new legislation in Orange QQ, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in Orange QQ, men are expected to stay home to fix funny noises in the attic.
  • : Following new legislation in Orange QQ, trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts.
  • : Following new legislation in Orange QQ, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Orange QQ, urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies.

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