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The Classification of Orcuo

“Shoot to Kill”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific



Population922 million

CapitalFunny ᑕᗩᑭITᗩᒪ ᑕITY

CurrencyBig 𝔐𝔬𝔫𝔢y
AnimalLittle Bork

The Classification of Orcuo is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Funnyman with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 922 million Normal H⃞    u⃞    m⃞    a⃞    n⃞    s⃞ are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funny ᑕᗩᑭITᗩᒪ ᑕITY. The average income tax rate is 47.8%.

The all-consuming Totally Ⓐⓛⓘⓥⓔ economy, worth 111 trillion Big 𝔐𝔬𝔫𝔢ies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,782 Big 𝔐𝔬𝔫𝔢ies, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the military is plagued with unethical researchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orcuo's national animal is the Little Bork, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Orcuo is ranked 3,431st in the world and 83rd in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 66.11 flags saluted per person per day.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,244thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,319thMost Patriotic: 3,431stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,017thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,546thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,893rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,430thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,552ndMost Authoritarian: 13,286thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,073rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,384thMost Conservative: 14,455thHealthiest Citizens: 15,092ndMost Corrupt Governments: 16,058thSafest: 18,942ndLargest Retail Industry: 20,319thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,784thLargest Mining Sector: 22,573rdMost Developed: 23,677thMost Secular: 24,807thMost Influential: 24,968thHighest Disposable Incomes: 25,329thHighest Average Incomes: 25,778th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 69th in the regionMost Patriotic: 83rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 121st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 143rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 168th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 350th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 393rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 437th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 489th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 585th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 611th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 647th in the regionLargest Black Market: 652nd in the regionMost Developed: 680th in the regionSafest: 698th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 724th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 757th in the regionMost Secular: 816th in the regionMost Conservative: 822nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 872nd in the regionLargest Governments: 905th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 994th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,088th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,156th in the regionMost Influential: 1,163rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,171st in the region

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