The Große Republik of Orectolobidae is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prez with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.213 billion Orectolobidaeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wobbegong City. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orectolobidaean economy, worth a remarkable 2,904 trillion Wobbegong Dollas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,475 Wobbegong Dollas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, the face of Prez is a permanent feature of the Wobbegong City skyline, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orectolobidae's national animal is the Wobbegong, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Orectolobidae is ranked 305,642^nd in the world and 3^rd in Solid Kingdom for Most Primitive, scoring -378.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.