The Free Land of Oregonian is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 45.715 billion Oregonianians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Social Policy, and International Aid. The average income tax rate is 48.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Oregonianian economy, worth 837 trillion douglas firs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 18,319 douglas firs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the western meadowlark is a protected species, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oregonian's national animal is the western meadowlark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Oregonian is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in Oregon for Lowest Crime Rates, with zero law-abiding acts per hour.