The Beautiful Empire of Orioni 2 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Her Imperial Highness Joni Nabérrie with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 43.596 billion Orinese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of O'polis. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Orinese economy, worth a remarkable 6,101 trillion Phis a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,963 Phis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party, and Orinese watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orioni 2's national animal is the pink river dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Orioni 2 is ranked 283,986^th in the world and 346^th in Eurth for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -13.56 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.