The Utopia of Osemon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mon Osem with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 25.019 billion Osemonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osemontopia. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Osemonian economy, worth 117 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 4,692 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, nude art is becoming wildly popular, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and Mon Osem has just been declared ruler of Osemon in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osemon's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Osemonism.

Osemon is ranked 300,558^th in the world and 2^nd in The middle world for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 193.22 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.