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The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga

“What's the deal with airline food?” Pilot Montelo II

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Trading Cards

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Osheiga

Population6.307 billion

CapitalXovatova
LeaderPilot Montelo II
FaithThe Church of the Flying Dodo

Currencyairline mile
Animaldodo bird

The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pilot Montelo II with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, restrictive gun laws, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.307 billion Osheigans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xovatova. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Osheigan economy, worth a remarkable 1,666 trillion airline miles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 264,304 airline miles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, the Osheigan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Flying Dodo.

Osheiga is ranked 305,745th in the world and 25th in Trading Cards for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16thLeast Corrupt Governments: 91stSafest: 133rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 142ndMost Developed: 254thLongest Average Lifespans: 275thBest Weather: 285thMost Pacifist: 290thHealthiest Citizens: 317thMost Compassionate Citizens: 337thNicest Citizens: 341stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 362ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 425thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 436thLargest Welfare Programs: 443rdLowest Crime Rates: 489thMost Beautiful Environments: 494thMost Cheerful Citizens: 575thMost Inclusive: 580thHighest Food Quality: 597thHighest Average Tax Rates: 629thMost Secular: 636thMost Advanced Public Education: 763rdLargest Governments: 771stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 944thSmartest Citizens: 990thMost Cultured: 1,158thMost Efficient Economies: 1,282ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,414thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,441stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,205thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 4,330thHighest Average Incomes: 4,637thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,894thMost Income Equality: 13,189thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,137thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 17,048thMost Patriotic: 21,206th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Osheiga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Osheiga agreed to construct embassies between Aerospace and The Waffle House.
  • : Osheiga proposed constructing embassies between Trading Cards and The Khamen Union.
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, the Osheigan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Osheiga's influence in Trading Cards rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes'.

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