Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
Location: Trading Cards
Population | 5.211 billion |
Capital | Xovatova |
Leader | Pilot Montelo II |
Faith | The Church of the Flying Dodo |
Currency | airline mile |
Animal | dodo bird |
The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Pilot Montelo II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.211 billion Osheigans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xovatova. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Osheigan economy, worth a remarkable 1,238 trillion airline miles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 237,665 airline miles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and no one gossips with Pilot Montelo II during diplomatic summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Flying Dodo.
Osheiga is ranked 130,586th in the world and 1st in Trading Cards for Most Stationary, with 253.07328942188 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Osheiga, no one gossips with Pilot Montelo II during diplomatic summits.
- : Osheiga voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Osheiga, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
- : Following new legislation in Osheiga, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
- : Following new legislation in Osheiga, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in Osheiga, foreign musicians that Pilot Montelo II dislikes are turned away at the border.
- : Following new legislation in Osheiga, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
- : Following new legislation in Osheiga, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
- : Osheiga was reclassified from "Tyranny by Majority" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
- : Osheiga lodged a message on the Trading Cards Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.