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The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga

“What's the deal with airline food?” Pilot Montelo II

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Trading Cards

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Osheiga

Population5.211 billion

CapitalXovatova
LeaderPilot Montelo II
FaithThe Church of the Flying Dodo

Currencyairline mile
Animaldodo bird

The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Pilot Montelo II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.211 billion Osheigans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xovatova. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Osheigan economy, worth a remarkable 1,238 trillion airline miles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 237,665 airline miles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and no one gossips with Pilot Montelo II during diplomatic summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Flying Dodo.

Osheiga is ranked 130,586th in the world and 1st in Trading Cards for Most Stationary, with 253.07328942188 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 25thLeast Corrupt Governments: 162ndSafest: 229thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 231stMost Developed: 534thMost Pacifist: 551stBest Weather: 559thLongest Average Lifespans: 566thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 602ndNicest Citizens: 608thMost Compassionate Citizens: 609thHealthiest Citizens: 614thLargest Welfare Programs: 666thMost Secular: 788thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 828thLowest Crime Rates: 834thMost Cheerful Citizens: 878thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 904thMost Inclusive: 943rdMost Beautiful Environments: 971stHighest Food Quality: 1,031stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,037thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,183rdLargest Governments: 1,286thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,433rdSmartest Citizens: 1,710thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,773rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,781stMost Cultured: 1,952ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,184thMost Efficient Economies: 2,192ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,894thTop
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Most Income Equality: 3,938thHighest Average Incomes: 6,234thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,354thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,065thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 19,073rdHighest Economic Output: 22,750th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, no one gossips with Pilot Montelo II during diplomatic summits.
  • : Osheiga voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, foreign musicians that Pilot Montelo II dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Osheiga was reclassified from "Tyranny by Majority" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Osheiga lodged a message on the Trading Cards Regional Message Board.

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