The Brave New World of Osimiria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Innocent Perikeme Arnold with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.972 billion Osimirians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nnukwu Ulo. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Osimirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,859 trillion olaochas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,263 olaochas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Innocent Perikeme Arnold's questionably sane new coalition partners, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime is totally unknown. Osimiria's national animal is the black panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is onwunso.

Osimiria is ranked 7,972^nd in the world and 7^th in The League for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,480.38 on the Societal Mobility Rating.