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The Military Republic of Oskenia

“!Oskenia æ væbra y Schönqüæ”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: APSIA

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Oskenia

Population1.823 billion

CapitalYpaæpilisa
LeaderPaul Schaefer
FaithSecular

CurrencyArgæld
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Military Republic of Oskenia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Paul Schaefer with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.823 billion Oskenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ypaæpilisa. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oskenian economy, worth 209 trillion Argælds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,073 Argælds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, and journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oskenia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular.

Oskenia is ranked 28,552nd in the world and 9th in APSIA for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 3,996.74 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 4,645thFattest Citizens: 7,969thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,175thLargest Retail Industry: 9,584thTop
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,707thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,738thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,410thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,173rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,227thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,200thMost Cultured: 16,532ndMost Inclusive: 17,564thMost Developed: 18,607thMost Efficient Economies: 18,816thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,705thNicest Citizens: 20,787thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,641stMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,941stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,073rd
Top
10%
Most Average: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oskenia, journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings.
  • : Following new legislation in Oskenia, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework.
  • : Following new legislation in Oskenia, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on.
  • : Following new legislation in Oskenia, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Oskenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Oskenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Oskenia, carefully-staged grief is displayed by Paul Schaefer after national disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Oskenia, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Oskenia, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Oskenia, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Salish-Cascadia, Nationalist Gold Union, and Matryn.

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