The Republic of Oslasa39 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.675 billion Oslasa39ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oslasa39ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,833 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 238,857 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Oslasa39 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, Oslasa39 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa39's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Oslasa39 is ranked 10,236^th in the world and 674^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.63 law-abiding acts per hour.