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The Nice of Oslasa69

“Nice” Nice

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Lazarus

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Oslasa69

Population6.539 billion

CapitalNice
LeaderNice
FaithNice

CurrencyNice
AnimalNice

The Nice of Oslasa69 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nice with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.539 billion Nice are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nice. The average income tax rate is 42.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nice economy, worth a remarkable 1,377 trillion Nices a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,602 Nices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Nice weed picker are way up, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa69's national animal is the Nice, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nice.

Oslasa69 is ranked 115,567th in the world and 2,083rd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 328.70939379252 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 983rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,315thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,258thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,836thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,444thMost Armed: 3,612thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,035thLargest Mining Sector: 4,212thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,390thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,463rdLargest Black Market: 5,210thMost Avoided: 5,790thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,138thHighest Average Incomes: 8,703rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,435thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 14,940thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,915thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,695thHighest Economic Output: 19,820thMost Patriotic: 20,391stLowest Crime Rates: 21,456thMost Efficient Economies: 23,646thMost Developed: 26,812thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,686th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 53rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 73rd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 129th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 223rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 240th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 267th in the regionMost Armed: 270th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 300th in the regionMost Avoided: 354th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 383rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 434th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 487th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 518th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 561st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 953rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 987th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 996th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,042nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa69, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa69, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa69, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa69, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Nice weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa69, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa69, citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa69, if the best leaders are those who don't want to lead then Nice's lack of leadership must be a great leadership quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa69, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa69, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa69, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.

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