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The Kingdom of Oslofjord

“Eat or be eaten.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the South Pacific



Population5.265 billion


AnimalArctic Reindeer

The Kingdom of Oslofjord is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.265 billion Vikings enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.6%.

The all-consuming Oslofjordian economy, worth 644 trillion Kroner a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 122,488 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Leader's childhood, and Oslofjordian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oslofjord's national animal is the Arctic Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oslofjord is ranked 123,934th in the world and 5,245th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 16.96 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,002ndRudest Citizens: 5,681stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,620thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,181stTop
Safest: 8,746thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,183rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,666thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,171stMost Influential: 12,093rdSmartest Citizens: 12,504thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,852ndMost Cultured: 12,937thLargest Retail Industry: 12,939thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,953rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,296thBest Weather: 14,005thMost Developed: 15,431stMost Pacifist: 15,619thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,177th
Rudest Citizens: 158th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 227th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 238th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 248th in the regionSafest: 297th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 312th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 331st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 343rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 359th in the regionMost Cultured: 360th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 376th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 386th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 400th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 416th in the regionLargest Populations: 444th in the regionBest Weather: 444th in the regionMost Developed: 477th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 479th in the regionLargest Black Market: 529th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 540th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 542nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 543rd in the regionMost Secular: 563rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 591st in the regionMost Pacifist: 616th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 667th in the region

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