The Federation of Ostrobothnia wellbeing services county is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.13 billion Ostrobothnia wellbeing services countyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 45.9%.

The very strong Ostrobothnia wellbeing services countyian economy, worth 79.9 trillion gambles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,751 gambles, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Ostrobothnia wellbeing services countyians, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ostrobothnia wellbeing services county's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ostrobothnia wellbeing services county is ranked 30,306^th in the world and 3^rd in Wellbeing services counties of Finland for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 6,670.2 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.