The Armed Republic of Oumouamatryx is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 85 million Oumouamatryxians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong Oumouamatryxian economy, worth 6.11 trillion Tryxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 71,836 Tryxes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,093 per year while the poor average 13,178, a ratio of 20.6 to 1.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Oumouamatryx's national animal is the Human, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Oumouamatryx is ranked 92,877^th in the world and 1,498^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 71,836.4 Standard Monetary Units.