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The Nomadic Space Rock of Oumuamua

“You are not alone.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: The Scandalian Alliance

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Oumuamua

Population15.514 billion

CapitalTumbler
LeaderFlange Asteroid
FaithAstrolatry

Currencyflorin
Animalfox

The Nomadic Space Rock of Oumuamua is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Flange Asteroid with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 15.514 billion Oumuamuans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tumbler. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Oumuamuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,393 trillion florins a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,836 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, the official Oumuamuan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and the love has gone in Oumuamua. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oumuamua's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Astrolatry.

Oumuamua is ranked 223,464th in the world and 17th in The Scandalian Alliance for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 402.35 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,004thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,525thMost Stationary: 15,258thHighest Food Quality: 15,771stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,380thMost Cultured: 19,041stMost Inclusive: 20,032ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,489thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,613thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,881stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,064thHighest Economic Output: 23,478thMost Secular: 24,256thNicest Citizens: 24,306thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,954thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,182ndSafest: 28,138thLargest Populations: 28,507thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,926thHealthiest Citizens: 30,648thMost Advanced Public Education: 34,451st
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oumuamua was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Oumuamua was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Oumuamua, the love has gone in Oumuamua.
  • : Following new legislation in Oumuamua, the official Oumuamuan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Oumuamua was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Oumuamua, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Oumuamua was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Oumuamua, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Oumuamua was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Oumuamua, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.

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