Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Instigator
Location: Ducks
Population | 480 million |
Capital | The Underworld |
Currency | Orange peel |
Animal | Terry |
The Holy Empire of Our God TERRY is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 480 million Cultists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Underworld. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.0%.
The strong Terry cult member economy, worth 34.0 trillion Orange peels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,896 Orange peels, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.
Adultery has been made a capital offence, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Our God TERRY's national animal is the Terry, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Our God TERRY is ranked 40,058th in the world and 2nd in Ducks for Most Patriotic, with 36.8 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Our God TERRY, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in Our God TERRY, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
- : Following new legislation in Our God TERRY, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in Our God TERRY, adultery has been made a capital offence.
- : Following new legislation in Our God TERRY, criminals are thrown to the Terries to repay their debt to society.
- : Our God TERRY agreed to construct embassies between Ducks and Pecan Sandies.
- : Our God TERRY's influence in Ducks rose from "Negotiator" to "Instigator".
- : Our God TERRY's influence in Ducks fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Negotiator".
- : Our God TERRY was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Our God TERRY suppressed a post on the Ducks Regional Message Board.