The Free Socialist Empire of Outer Armatonisdaristan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Detter I with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.421 billion Armatonisdaristanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aberstorff. The average income tax rate is 61.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Armatonisdaristani economy, worth 687 trillion Armatonisdaristani kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,123 Armatonisdaristani kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Armatonisdaristanis, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Armatonisdaristan's national animal is the Luk moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Massimism - Corvinian folk religion.

Outer Armatonisdaristan is ranked 96,933^rd in the world and 24^th in Corvinia for Nudest, with 170.5 cheeks per square mile.